that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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