what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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