I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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