I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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