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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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