i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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