i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize