When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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