I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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