It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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