Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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