i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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