I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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