Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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