don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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