Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We need to rekindle our bromance
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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