you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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