Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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