Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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