have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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