i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
True college students do jello shots in the library
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