we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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