Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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