Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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