i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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