do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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