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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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