Sry I called you an 8
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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