How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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