getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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