I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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