I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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