I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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