Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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