Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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