His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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