does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just high enough for therapy.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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