just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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