And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Found your dick twin last night
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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