did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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