So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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