I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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