Whod you bang
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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