Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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