i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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