fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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