are you so shy because you have an std?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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