What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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