I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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