With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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