they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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