So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
