She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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