Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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