google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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