Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
